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    How To Shower Like a Woman

    Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry

    basket according to lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
    do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower.

    Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mold spots with Tile cleaner.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.




    How To Shower Like a Man


    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

    Get in the shower

    Wash your face..

    Wash your armpits

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair.

    Make a Shampoo Mohican

    Wee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

    Admire willy size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

    If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.

    I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!!
    A driven man with a burning passion.

  • #2
    Jeszus ,to be sure . The rest of the world is just like here .{except we have nicer weather }

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    • #3
      hehe I love being a bloke

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      • #4
        I googled man takes shower and got this

        Sexy things to do in the shower with a guy?

        we've been really close friends for awhile and he wants to take a shower with me and we've already had sex many of times.What should we do in the shower


        lil_brit...
        Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

        Well, its always sexy to wash each other ;)
        Lather up and rub each other down. Just make sure not to get soap in each others' eyes.
        Since you've also had sex and probably won't have a problem with it, you could blow him. He could stand under the warm water cascading on him while you're down on him. The good part is, you don't even have to swallow it when he's done! you can just wash it off :)
        It's best if no one who would care about this occurrance is around.
        When you're done in the shower, you can towel each other off to make sure you both are all dry :)
        Have fun
        <3
        B


        anyway .. heres the last one I took of myself



        I know I know .. my abs could do with a tune up

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        • #5
          Lol you man slut .. and you wish !!
          Please don't PM me for plant advice.. thanks .. Post in the forum where I will gladly help, as will many of our contributors.. as the info and responses will help everyone else, which is why we exist

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