Little April was asleep in class so the teacher decided to try and catch her out, April said the teacher who made the world? her little friend Johhny seeing her asleep decided to help her Jabbing her in the back with a pen GOD ALMIGHTY! she shouts. Later on still trying to catch her the teacher the teacher asks who is our saviour once again Johhny jabs with the pen and April exclaimed JESUS CHRIST! Deciding to try one more time teacher asks what did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty third child, coming to the rescue Johhny jabs once again with the pen and April shouts 'if you stick that thing in me once again I"ll break in two and stick it up your arse', with that the teacher fainted.
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a jointwhen a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry" and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
"Hey you!"
The koala looked down at him and said,
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit,dude.....
How much water did you drink?!!"
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a jointwhen a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry" and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
"Hey you!"
The koala looked down at him and said,
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit,dude.....
How much water did you drink?!!"
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